Mazel tov! ... Well, call me and let me know.

If you can dream it, you can do it, and I like to think we did it.

When you have a conversation with him he cannot separate sex and food. They're like one issue to him.

It's very much like watching a movie except you're very much apart of it. It's participatory theater.

In all the years, and all the columns you've written, how many times have you uttered the words, 'Give me a call?' Can you even imagine?'

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.