It's very much like watching a movie except you're very much apart of it. It's participatory theater.

If you can dream it, you can do it, and I like to think we did it.

When you have a conversation with him he cannot separate sex and food. They're like one issue to him.

In all the years, and all the columns you've written, how many times have you uttered the words, 'Give me a call?' Can you even imagine?'

Mazel tov! ... Well, call me and let me know.

I had directed a little in summer theater, and I liked it, and I started getting interested in directing, in live television.