May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store

Best while you have it use your breath - There is no drinking after death

May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed

Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last

I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.

Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money