Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree

A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance.

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life