Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine.

I believe our biggest issue is the same biggest issue that the whole world is facing, and that's habitat destruction.

Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.

I never underestimate my opponent, but I never underestimate my talents.