You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.

I've probably saved thousands of peoples' lives with my educational message on snake bites, how to get in around venomous anything.

Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.

No matter where you go and what you do in America, you turn the tele on and you're confronted with violence.

Most of the venomous snakes bite pretty readily.

Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.