Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... Except the weasels. - Homer Simpson

When I first saw Batman, I was expecting to see a baseball movie.

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie... Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie... Police Academy.

Bart! With ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!

I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer Simpson