Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer Simpson

When I first saw Batman, I was expecting to see a baseball movie.

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer Simpson