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Related JAY LENO HANK AARON Major League Baseball and Holiday Inn are going to hit a home run. I just had to say that. MARK SNYDER No one hit home runs the way Babe did. They were something special. They were like homing pigeons. T... LEFTY GOMEZ This is our home field. If we want to close it, we should be able to close it. That being said, they... ADAM EVERETT BOOMER ESIASON I think it's ridiculous, ... that Major League Baseball would stick its nose into this business all ... BRAD AUSMUS How many teams have had players hit home runs that have won games because of it? ISAAK LAZAROV Most stuff they teach us in school we will never need in life, that's why over the breaks its forgot... LIL TREYCO We have a lot of players who think they can hit 7-run home runs. JEFF HOLLAND In baseball, you can hit 40 home runs on a single-A-league team and never get paid a thing. But in a... JULIAN ROBERTSON This is a sad day for the Minnesota Twins, Major League Baseball and baseball fans everywhere. CARL POHLAD VERNON WELLS TERRY WOGAN They have major-league players. So people know now that we can play against major-league players. FREDERICH CEPEDA I have a pin on today that says, 'Remember Florida,' ... Members of my race died because of this iss... CARRIE MEEK My intention is to return. That decision rests with the Marlins. They haven't said anything specific... DEAN TREANOR This is the greatest victory in the history of Cuban baseball because our opponents were major-leagu... FREDERICH CEPEDA Never say i m bored because its not your life thats boring its all you that make it boring! SUPERNA BATHEJA MIKE FITZPATRICK RALPH BAKSHI WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE When I asked them why, they said because this is Louisiana, meaning that we're corrupt, incompetent ... LORI BENNETT PLATO I asked them why they did it and they said they had no reason. LOREN WALCH Baseball is the American pastime, and the Rays are a part of what makes St. Petersburg a major-leagu... BILL HABERMEYER They say there is other fish in the sea, thats why we masterbait OMEGA YEMI Our research told us that NHL fans were more informed than most sports fans, that they were very pas... DEAN BONHAM The system has not only put out a lot of major-league talent but it's still very deep in guys that a... BILL GEIVETT I know that baseball players have certain rituals or habits that they develop, because sometimes it ... CHADWICK BOSEMAN Thomas is the team to beat in the league. They are playing solid baseball, putting runs on the board... DAVE STARLING Some people still don't believe she's for real. If they have an issue to deal with they should get o... BOB SKUBAL It a joke. They knew what was going on. Baseball was in a down period [in the mid-1990s] and they wa... ISAAK LAZAROV Our pitching was really sub-par for both games. They hit four home runs off us for the day, and we g... CASEY FEROGLIA As successful as Jay Leno is, Jay Leno hosting the Today' show wouldn't work. BRUCE DUMONT They would definitely be in control of their own destiny ... But they still need a place to play and... BILL LESTER Why should they stick to a Western timetable? Why hit the elections when they can hit any time they ... JOANNA NATHAN ANTHONY T. HINCKS ERROL FLYNN Don't trust everyone, especially if they say, 'Trust me.' MICHELLE PHAN It is not always easy to get the younger players to buy into the saying on the shirt, but once they ... JAMEL NICHOLAS Home runs are great, but sometimes doubles are a little bit better. They didn't score much after the... JASON JACOBS ALAN SHEPARD Defensively, he's a Major League second baseman, so that's not an issue. We know [the offense] is in... MARC GUSTAFSON Kayla and Karla are our post players and they had great games for us. Defensively and offensively, t... DANIELLE PETTENGILL BOBBY KNIGHT If I teach the guys to play the game right and they go out and do what we teach them, the winning is... RAMON AVILES A lot of major-league stadiums didn't have them. In the last 16 years, obviously, the game has chang... BILL SMITH Major League Baseball should retire Roberto Clemente's number, just like they did Jackie Robinson's. CARLOS BELTRAN Major League Baseball should retire Roberto Clemente's number, just like they did Jackie Robinson's ... CARLOS BELTRAN I think if you ask any of the players or coaches, they will say they love the game in Denver because... GARY OZZELLO RYAN GOSLING They looked into the abyss and saw this whole thing falling apart and realized they needed to get so... MARSHALL WITTMANN I've been ripped off, conned, lied to and cheated... but I'm still here. Cheaters never prosper. If ... LISA NEWTON It's not accidental that products get worse over time; it's because companies stop paying at... AARON LEVIE One year, a couple of girls got into a fight, and the next night they came back to apologize. But Ch... BETTY ESPER A lot of the teams in your league that are averaging 3,000-to-5,000 fans would be a lot better off t... PAUL SKJODT Major League Baseball wants to see a resolution to the stadium situation. They didn't discuss specif... BRIAN MCCLUNG In Puerto Rico everybody is so excited because they have not seen so many big-league players before.... JAVIER VAZQUEZ RONALD REAGAN It worked out perfect. If the guys want to do that - miss a bunt and then hit home runs - that's fin... LUIS RIVERA ANTHONY T. HINCKS They (fans) respond mostly to what WWE trains them to respond to. An ankle lock gets over because Ku... BRYAN ALVAREZ The last over wasn't so stressful. The 48th over was more tense because before I bowled it Graeme (S... ANDREW HALL Other players have come in and said that our fans are crazy. The fans are crazy, and they are wonder... AARON FOSTER The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow to an animal THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's go... SAMANTHA BEE Everyone thinks they are a superhero. They take their safety for granted until they get hurt. CORY SMITH In the first three games it seemed like everything they hit that hit the tape rolled over for them. ... JOE LOIACONO TIGER WOODS I want to stay close to home, stay in Florida. USF is an up-and-coming program. They play in a BCS c... JEFF IDE There is no question that Jay has been a winner. It's a tough league to be a coach in and very few p... DAVE HEEKE Australia doesn't have a tradition of ghettos, and that has been a very good thing. The fact that th... KEYSAR TRAD They think we (the Canadians) are crazy because we'll spend 24 hours driving to see a race in Florid... DAVE WIGGINS They might not get in as early as they thought they would. I think that the numbers are tainted. You... ANDRE DAWSON A lot of these umpires, they think that fans come to the stadium to see them. It's not right. Right ... JOSE GUILLEN DEYTH BANGER DEYTH BANGER TIM O'BRIEN There's a closeness between the team and the fans you'll never find in a major-league park. BUCK ROGERS ROBERT KENNEDY ANNA HELD JASON DAY 'I realize they say we are 'wacko' and 'out there, but we are the most rational of a... BRIGITTE BOISSELIER I'm very ticklish. They say being tickled is a form of torture. MELISSA SAGEMILLER NOEL COWARD The governor has said that at some point in time, it would not be unlikely to hear from Major League... BRIAN MCCLUNG [Dell's] model of jumping into a market when it is at its fastest pace of expansion and establishing... JOE GONZALES When we went home every winter, they warned us not to lift heavy weights because they didn't wan... RYNE SANDBERG Any religion-based state has a mission to limit the minds of its people, to fight the developments o... RAIF BADAWI SHANNON L. ALDER GEORGE SANTAYANA Solo home runs usually don't hurt you. But when there's four they do. JEFF FRANCIS People always say they would die for the ones they love, but not/never for the ones who love them. W... MJ CHRISTINE As people get older, they definitely start dropping a lot of the look requirements they have in thei... JOE TRACY We brought some guys in to start getting ready during the early part of Spring Training in case we l... JOHNNY ALMARAZ They said they'd bring me to as many games as they could out of [the Minor League] mini-camp. I've p... BRIAN BUCHANAN LIVY They say the camera never lies. It lies every day. CESAR ROMERO MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, ... 
The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understo... 
They all think the nuttier they are, the more likely they are to get on David Letterman or Jay Leno,... 
I think you start hitting home runs, and you start getting caught up in seeing how far you can hit t... 
I'm not big on the pasty because they say the pastry in the pasty can bring on indigestion. 
She'll be evaluated like any other Double-A umpire. Major League Baseball has never attempted to inf... 
They say I'm a revolutionary, but they're all wrong. 
They say miracles are past. 
Twice and thrice over, as they say, good is it to repeat and review what is good. 
Dad?" Jesus asked.
It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. 
They say any landing you can walk away from is a good one. 
Major League Baseball has the best idea of all. Three years before they'll take a kid out of col... 
They say never meet your heroes. But the addendum to that is 'unless they're Harrison Ford.&... 
They say hard work never hurt anybody, but I figure why take the chance. 
Dad?" Jesus asked.
It's always the fairest major. They never get it over the top, 
Now they have a riddle.
But this too is true: stories can save us. 
There are people in every time and every land who want to stop history in its tracks. They fear the ... 
Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do. 
I'm trying to adapt - they say you have to adapt to vertigo. 
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is wh... 
Never fall in love with someone that won't fight for you because when the real battles begin they wo... 
To fight is a radical instinct; if men have nothing else to fight over they will fight over words, f... 
Truth, they say, is but too often in difficulties, but is never finally suppressed. 
They say Iran has to stop its peaceful nuclear activity since there is a probability of diversion wh... 
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. 
Martha Stewart stuffed and roasted canaries and found they
could no longer sing. 