...but we know better now, don't we?
RODNEY LOVELL Our external experiences are what make us different. Our internal systems are what make us the same.
RODNEY LOVELL Judge yourself fairly. Sentence yourself lightly. Pardon yourself often.
RODNEY LOVELL An infinitesimal illumination is most valuable in the darkest room.
RODNEY LOVELL Sometimes a significant truth is found in a simple sentence.
RODNEY LOVELL Justification builds your personal prison.
RODNEY LOVELL You can be a beacon of inspiration by doing no more than your daily routine. And, yes, it must be a ...
RODNEY LOVELL The Comfort Zone is like an addictive drug. The pain of addiction will paralyse you within its bound...
RODNEY LOVELL Alcohol. It allows us to remove our shyness so we can speak kindly to strangers, and later to abuse ...
RODNEY LOVELL A 'work around' simply means your system doesn't work.
RODNEY LOVELL See how few quietly step to the starting line. Listen to how many noisily step back from the startin...
RODNEY LOVELL 'Potential' does not pay the bills.
RODNEY LOVELL The number of life changing moments in a quinquennium is entirely up to you.
RODNEY LOVELL Creation of an image can take a year or a moment. It can astonish or shock. If you choose to hold up...
RODNEY LOVELL Frustration should not be lightly dismissed. It is a powerful ally. Frustration paves the road to Re...
RODNEY LOVELL The road to negativity begins early with those loving parental words, Be Careful.
RODNEY LOVELL People who have done you wrong, or right, stick in your mind for a lifetime. Whose mind are you in, ...
RODNEY LOVELL You want to know my mistakes? Ask me. You want to know my flaws? Ask my ex-wife.
RODNEY LOVELL A man who would fight externally and die for his family, although noble, has chosen the easy option....
RODNEY LOVELL Men who say they don't share their feelings forget that anger is simply sharing their feelings.
RODNEY LOVELL Love given to you will evaporate like a puddle, unless you are open to absorb it.
RODNEY LOVELL I do not need to have a control group, a placebo or a degree to be an applicator of knowledge.
RODNEY LOVELL Anyone can shock - that's easy. But where will it take you?
RODNEY LOVELL Slowly, surely, the trash can of life fills within, leaving us feeling empty. Yet once emptied, we f...
RODNEY LOVELL Friends are made, not found.
RODNEY LOVELL A finish is never reached without a beginning.
RODNEY LOVELL The unfortunate thing about experts is that they are afraid to be wrong.
RODNEY LOVELL The guide does not walk your path.
RODNEY LOVELL True courage is defying common opinion.
RODNEY LOVELL When you feel balanced, check who or what you calibrated against. You cannot be balanced if you cali...
RODNEY LOVELL To quit requires an excuse. To finish requires action.
RODNEY LOVELL A man threatens to remove a dying woman's wig....and laughs as she cringes. He has now gained her re...
RODNEY LOVELL Happiness is the town you get through just after you pass through Anxiety. If you detour around Anxi...
RODNEY LOVELL Over 12 million women have urge incontinence. Fortunately, 1 discovered a solution.
RODNEY LOVELL Consciously, bring an unconscious act into your consciousness where you can master it...then, once m...
RODNEY LOVELL When two experts disagree, who is the expert?
RODNEY LOVELL We may each be as unique as our fingerprint, yet that also means we are not that different to each o...
RODNEY LOVELL If unsure, look toward the paradox.
RODNEY LOVELL If your wife makes you angry, how can you say you control your own mind?
RODNEY LOVELL Your baggage knows your forwarding address.
RODNEY LOVELL Depression is like a jigsaw. All the right pieces in the wrong sequence leads to a big mess.
RODNEY LOVELL Resignation that you need to see somebody will come just after you say, "I Don't Need To See Anyone"
RODNEY LOVELL If you cannot stop your "Identity-Impression Dynamic", you sure as hell better understand it.
RODNEY LOVELL Embrace the negative, for within its crusty shell lies a pearl waiting to be discovered.
RODNEY LOVELL A system that fails under pressure is pressuring you to fail.
RODNEY LOVELL WHY YOU DO, is more important than WHAT YOU DO.
RODNEY LOVELL Confusion: You cannot speak of your achievements for you are conceited, yet you cannot speak of wron...
RODNEY LOVELL A swimmer's mastery of breathing is the equivalent to one's understanding of their "Identity-Impress...
RODNEY LOVELL The words I love to hear from an expert: "Technically, you're right".
RODNEY LOVELL We've all had a childhood, so let's find out what the hell happened!
RODNEY LOVELL Remaining in your comfort zone will produce more discomfort than you can imagine.
RODNEY LOVELL Too much of anything isn't good balance
RODNEY LOVELL People with depression have more opportunity than those who don't. They're just too depressed to rea...
RODNEY LOVELL I have my results. They have their textbooks.
RODNEY LOVELL Guys with depression tend to justify its existence. Does that mean it's not a problem?
RODNEY LOVELL Depression is a symptom, not a disease.
RODNEY LOVELL When you are stuck on a cliff face, about to fall to your death, call for a rock climber, not a geol...
RODNEY LOVELL The pursuit of the good and evil are now linked in astronomy as in almost all science. . . . The fa...
BERNARD LOVELL Freedom is hunting, feeding, danger; that, that is freedom --that it is which makes the veins to swe...
MARIE LOVELL I never thought I didn't have a card to play.
JIM LOVELL We didn't slow down, unlike the others, when we got to the moon because we needed its gravity to...
JIM LOVELL Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job...
JIM LOVELL I was only a hero by default. The flights were few and far between. There weren't that many astr...
JIM LOVELL For some time, I thought Apollo 13 was a failure. I was disappointed I didn't get to land on the...
JIM LOVELL We got to the moon on Christmas Eve 1968, at the end of a poor year for this country. We had Vietnam...
JIM LOVELL The lunar flights give you a correct perception of our existence. You look back at Earth from the mo...
JIM LOVELL Boys like either dinosaurs or airplanes. I was very much an airplane boy.
JIM LOVELL The simple belief in automatic material progress by means of scientific discovery is a tragic myth o...
BERNARD LOVELL Houston, we've had a problem.
JIM LOVELL I don?t think that we?re certainly going to be able to match up with them size-wise. We have to try ...
ROB LOVELL Music plays a huge role in how a show grabs and pulls in the viewer. It's an integral part of a show...
BRENT LOVELL Instead of starting the eradication on the outskirts and forcing the rats in they bombed the garden ...
JIM LOVELL Al was a very confident person, and he contributed a lot to the (space) program,
JIM LOVELL A lot of stuff, we had to learn ourselves. Training became some school work in those areas we were n...
JIM LOVELL We hadn't seen any rats or evidence of rats until the school district started the eradication progra...
JIM LOVELL I'm so proud of what they've done,
JIM LOVELL We're going forward with these projects.
JOHN LOVELL That training really helped us on the second time around, ... It was one of those acts of fate.
JIM LOVELL Back in those days, going to the moon, geology was important, ... But how do we train pilots to be g...
JIM LOVELL The training in those days was rather ad hoc because the people running NASA were basically engineer...
JIM LOVELL The moon is essentially gray, no color; looks like plaster of Paris or sort of a grayish beach sand.
JIM LOVELL The idea behind full-court pressure is not necessarily the idea that you?re going to get turnovers e...
ROB LOVELL In a county of a little over 20,000 people, that's a lot of extra people in a three-month period.
DAVE LOVELL I could put my thumb up to a window and completely hide the Earth. I thought, 'Everything I'...
JIM LOVELL A storage server is usually stand-alone and not connected to other servers. Multiple servers, howeve...
GRAHAM LOVELL A general-purpose server typically has five or less disks inside. A storage server, on the other han...
GRAHAM LOVELL Santa is a magical and cuddly man, not a fat, smelly slob. He must not smell of drink or body odor.
JAMES LOVELL He must not smell of drink or body odor and his 'Ho! Ho! Ho!' must resonate deeply.
JAMES LOVELL Santa is a magical and cuddly man, not a fat, smelly slob. I even saw a Santa last year wearing trai...
JAMES LOVELL Results of this study support previously published findings that indicate that NFL athletes recover ...
MARK LOVELL The tricky part is that concussion signs and symptoms are not always straightforward and the effects...
MARK LOVELL The Forest Service is coming to the table on this, and I'm very optimistic that we are going to get ...
KATHAY LOVELL We've been down this road before with non-performance of redevelopment property. I don't want to go ...
KATHAY LOVELL It doesn't always work that way.
KATHAY LOVELL Twenty-five thousand dollars is nothing.
KATHAY LOVELL The fascination to go into space has existed for hundreds of years. But as we do things and they'...
JIM LOVELL People say, 'Did you violate Heaven?' Well, God is down here, too. If you believe in God, yo...
JIM LOVELL If you're going to go into space, you have to have an objective, a mission. Where do you want to...
JIM LOVELL Mars is a long ways away. The moon is only 240,000 miles, but Mars is in the millions. It's too ...
JIM LOVELL I would suspect strongly that over a period of time, if we put our mind to going to Mars, it will be...
JIM LOVELL I take the NASA physical every year.
JIM LOVELL In space-flight terms, six landings on the moon back in the Sixties and Seventies doesn't mean m...
JIM LOVELL After six successful Apollo flights, including two lunar landings, people were getting bored.
JIM LOVELL It cut off people in this area, but they can't repair the road before they ease the pressure on this...
RAY LOVELL One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugl...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wif...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When you have 435 people who are opinionated... sometimes agreeing on things is difficult.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing every...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I realize I will always be the poster child for police brutality, but I can try to use that as a pos...
RODNEY KING I grew up in Adelaide, Australia. No one in my family had finished high school, and I was smart at m...
RODNEY BROOKS I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD You wind up creating from silence, like painting a picture on a blank canvas that could bring tears ...
RODNEY ATKINS C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my di...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming ho...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professio...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wi...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that s...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Please, we can get along here.
RODNEY KING When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to kn...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If you make your robot look exactly like Albert Einstein, then the robot better be as smart as Einst...
RODNEY BROOKS Many people who say they have no religion are simply saying they have no official religious affiliat...
RODNEY STARK There have been some management issues with Amtrak, but I think they have cleaned up their act.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I have been pleased to receive petitions from groups that seek a range of new gun control measures a...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I am so excited this year getting to play the 85th Anniversary Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. E...
RODNEY ATKINS Waking up sober is a good day. I love being able to wake up and do positive things, to go to the gym...
RODNEY KING I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mi...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went o...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he want...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Whatever solutions there are for flood control need to be bipartisan.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD In the future, I'm sure there will be a lot more robots in every aspect of life. If you told peo...
RODNEY BROOKS Veterans are a symbol of what makes our nation great, and we must never forget all they have done to...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
RODNEY CARRINGTON Some residents, I suspect, may be politically motivated in suggesting that having two members of Con...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN The more members of the clergy that are out there working to expand their congregations, the more pe...
RODNEY STARK I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Leading Christian theologians such as Augustine and Aquinas were not what today might be called '...
RODNEY STARK It is important for me to personally visit Superfund sites to assess the progress being made.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN What I've learned to do is arrest my addiction - arrest it myself, so I don't get arrested.
RODNEY KING What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God bea...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD You choose to be happy, and in life we have as many good days as bad days. I try to find and record ...
RODNEY ATKINS I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard.
RODNEY ATKINS I see robotic technology getting rid of the dangerous, the dirty, and the just plain boring jobs. So...
RODNEY BROOKS My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Our nation has invested millions of dollars in building safe, humane and, I may say, air-conditioned...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN Theology is in disrepute among most Western intellectuals. The word is taken to mean a passe form of...
RODNEY STARK I can remember when President Nixon basically said, 'All troops have been withdrawn from the del...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I absolutely intend to return every penny given to me by my Democratic colleagues and Democratic lea...
RODNEY ALEXANDER Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, yo...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Life is just a bowl of pits.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth,...
RODNEY YEE When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
RODNEY CARRINGTON Two big questions that people ask me are: if we make these robots more and more human-like, will we ...
RODNEY BROOKS It is now clear that the president violated both his oath of office and the oath he took to tell the...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN