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A swimmer's mastery of breathing is the equivalent to one's understanding of their "Identity-Impression State"


Rodney Lovell

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RODNEY DANGERFIELD A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
RODNEY CARRINGTON Two big questions that people ask me are: if we make these robots more and more human-like, will we ...
RODNEY BROOKS It is now clear that the president violated both his oath of office and the oath he took to tell the...
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