Lloyd could get down in two from off the earth.

Pro golf is dull. It's a chorus line of blond towheads you can't even tell apart.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

The earth is God's golf ball

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.