Homer Simpson
Related ANTHONY BOURDAIN SHORT QUOTES HOMER SIMPSON SIMPSONS DEAN KARNAZES HOMER SIMPSON HOMER SIMPSON SIMPSONS CHARLES OLSON HOMER SIMPSON BETH DITTO MATT GROENING DONNA BRAZILE SHARON JONES We look at the Mona Lisa and say we're going to do our version of the Mona Lisa. We mirror it. B... TERRANCE HAYES BETHANY HAMILTON We got some walks and some hits with runners in scoring position, ... Those are the little things yo... RICH AURILIA ALDOUS HUXLEY It's easier with Lisa back on the floor. But this has helped our kids step up and improve. They migh... KRISTEN PETERSON MAYA ANGELOU You're not going to whine after this ride like Lisa Marie Presley, are you? WALLY DALLENBACH We're going to challenge Homer. Homer's going to dictate where we send him. JOHNNY ALMARAZ DAN CASTELLANETA DAN CASTELLANETA HOMER SIMPSON SIMPSONS JOEL SALATIN MATT GROENING Yes, unfortunately, she has a tendency to believe that anything that is stuffed is hers. She has a f... JULIE ODIL I think about 'The Simpsons,' which has been going on for 25 years. Homer is still in his la... TED NAIFEH Im an animal love, but I don't have the smarts to be a vet, or the heart to have been a vet caus... JULIE GOLD CHRISTIE BRINKLEY MATT GROENING I don't eat any flesh of an animal. And I was raised that way. I've never had the meat of any animal... CARYN PIERCE HOMER SIMPSON Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes. YASMINE BLEETH Sent from my Apple Lisa ROGER KIBBE Sent from my IBM PC Jr ROGER KIBBE LIBBA BRAY HOMER SIMPSON DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM It was either going to be an extremely boring day or then again maybe not. I went all out for the ho... ICHIRO SUZUKI DAN ARIELY I get Lisa up. I take Lisa through her exercises. I make sure Lisa is in top condition. She and I ar... CHIP ARTHURS The ultimate beneficiary of the pig genome project is really not the pork producer, it's the consume... MAX ROTHSCHILD But that does not mean the answer will be yes in the end. JAN LANTZ He said before the game that he was going to hit a homer tonight. But he says that before a lot of g... PAUL KONERKO Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes. YASMINE BLEETH Be nice to his family. Pretend not to notice the way their house smells. Pretend to like their food.... LAURA YES YES HOMER SIMPSON KURT VONNEGUT ROBERT FITZGERALD JAMES CROMWELL That does not mean the Tucson Sector is going to send any yet. JOSE GARZA The animal is not likely to survive and if it does survive it's going to take a toll on the native w... HENRY CABBAGE I have destroyed almost the whole race of frogs, which does not happen in that savage Batrachomyo... MARCELLO MALPIGHI There are some animal advocates who say that to maintain that veganism is the moral baseline is obje... GARY L. FRANCIONE We need, in a special way, to work twice as hard to help people understand that the animals are fell... CéSAR CHáVEZ I became a vegetarian after realizing that animals feel afraid, cold, hungry and unhappy like we do.... CéSAR CHáVEZ PAUL MCCARTNEY ADAM SMITH KRISTA RITCHIE There is an abundance of animal research that indicates if you eat far below your caloric maintenanc... MADELYN FERNSTROM If the placebo effect was a week or two, I would understand that and say, 'Yes, youre right.' You kn... BOB GREEN You're kind and patient and honorable, and yes, maybe those aren't flashy, magical, extraordinary tr... H.L. BURKE ANTHONY T. HINCKS JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD The Homer Simpson 'Conducting Oneself With Quiet Dignity' award goes to Bruce Dickinson , for not us... IRON MAIDEN We scored one run on a homer, but it was nice to see some other things go well. We had a couple guys... RICH AURILIA EDWARD KENNEDY Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things abou... EDWARD M. KENNEDY Being able to pinch-hit and get [the two-run homer Saturday] and this ... I don't know what's going ... MICHAEL BARRETT Back then, Lisa Lisa was somebody that I liked. She was Puerto Rican, and I related to her somewhat.... ANGIE MARTINEZ Is he a leading citizen? Yes, he is. Does he have a lot of friends because of that? Yes, he does. (B... BOB HONTS Lisa did her job again. They're going to get some hits because they're a good team, too. But she had... JANET CHARTNEY It was saying, 'Eat all the beef and bacon and pork and butter and all this jazz that you want.' Peo... JIM ANDERSON Kindness and compassion towards all living things is a mark of a civilized society. Conversely, crue... CéSAR CHáVEZ PAULO COELHO Lisa Madigan can do this, ... domestic violence is a crime in any court. CATHERINE CAMPBELL Nothing so bad you need to be cruel. Tough, yes. You’ll have to kill, yes. But there’s a differe... MARJORIE M. LIU TOM DOUGLAS All men begin their learning with Homer. XENOPHANES When one starts writing a book, especially a novel, even the humblest person in the world hopes to b... UMBERTO ECO I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Thei... MELISSA MCCARTHY WOODY ALLEN He's Hawks through and through. We like that he's a click or two left of neutrality. He's a slight h... BERNIE MULLIN DAVID ATTENBOROUGH We do not encourage people to own exotic animals, but this is America and people tend to do things t... HENRY CABBAGE I had some friends here from North Carolina who'd never seen a homer, so I gave them a couple. CATFISH HUNTER Yes, but look at where those e-mails come from. LINDSEY TIPPINS SIMPSONS I'm going to give you pleasure so good you'll forget your name... You're going to think my name is Y... JACINTHA TOPAZ Lisa Penix had a purpose. She was not there innocently. BECKY DOHERTY YEARDLEY SMITH Essentially, they (Guidant) are going to say ... yes there have been issues at Guidant, but do those... FRANK AQUILA You don't mean to say that Hogan has turned into a woman? Why, yes, that's him all right, you can re... J.M.G. LE CLéZIO SAMUEL JOHNSON At the top level, there's not any appreciable difference [in performance]. It really doesn't mean an... DICK RUGGE STEVEN KOTLER
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Oh my God, that was a religious experience, ... In the words of Homer Simpson, the pig is a magical ... 
'Press any key to continue, where's the any key?' - Homer Simpson 
(Homer) There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! (Bart) Isn't that the wrong wa... 
No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer Simpson 
Yes, my dad's a marathoner. He used to do sprint distances and then started marathoning. My mom ... 
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? 
Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson 
I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer Simpson 
I sound like Homer. I mean Winslow Homer. 
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who w... 
Stop thinking about fun and have it”
Our public portrayal of fathers has shifted during my life. TV fathers have 'evolved' from r... 
As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a... 
I'm not a vegetarian by any means; I eat fish. But the problem with shark finning is they catch ... 
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name. 
When I cook for my family on Christmas, I make feijoada, a South American dish of roasted and smoked... 
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. 
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Numbe... 
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-h... 
My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act ... 
I've been a vegetarian since I was about 12 years old. When I became a vegetarian, I got my mom ... 
I basically drew my own family. My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Margaret. I h... 
My dad was a Presbyterian minister. Yes, I am one of those dreaded P.K.s - Preacher's Kids. Be a... 
Read Homer once, and you can read no more. For all books else appear so mean, and so poor. Verse wil... 
It is true that from a behavioral economics perspective we are fallible, easily confused, not that s... 
That's the point. Every kind of animal thinks its own kind of animal is wonderful. So people getting... 
Yes, and there were changes of light on landscapes and changes of direction of the wind and the forc... 
When I did 'Babe' I wanted to talk about animal rights without going through some convoluted... 
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, we would all be vegetarian. 
Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this--one dog does not change a bone with... 
I’m going to take care of you now. I’m going to fill you so deep that you’re going to wish you... 
Dad?" Jesus asked.
All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... 
Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things abou... 
With all due respect, the Mona Lisa is overrated. 
While it's typical to find steamed clam recipes which include a bit of bacon or sausage, you mig... 
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jum... 
People are not going to care about animal conservation unless they think that animals are worthwhile... 
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed.... 
Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like? 
Worth seeing? Yes; but not worth going to see. 
When people say that animal rescuers are crazy, what they really mean is that animal rescuers share ... 
It is not right to glory in the slain. 
The rose Dawn might have found them weeping still had not grey-eyed Athena slowed the night when nig... 
How vain, without the merit, is the name.