Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.