How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.