Life's like a constipated dwarf; short and full of crap.

God, make me blind so i can never see her face again...God, make me deaf so i can never hear her voice again...but God, dont make me be unable to feel love because if i had to stop loving her...i would have no one to live for.

I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings.
I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed . . . Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

'American Horror' in particular is a really crazy show. We have crazy crap happening to us on that show.

Sneezes scare the crap outta me.

Loving you is like waiting on the results for a lie detector test..great and mysterious for a while...but then you find out the truth.