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Success is like a fart -- only your own smells nice.
JAMES P. HOGAN![]()
When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But...
DAN QUAYLE![]()
When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But...
DAN QUAYLE We are grateful for the fact that, by your visit to this country, you have shown that you have decid...
CARLOS FLORES I would rather be criticize by the slave of love than to be criticize by someone you hate the most
LAURE96 Mr. Chavez has fed off the people's rage, and it is dangerous to perceive him as a vindicator rather...
ANDRES PEREZ Rather than hearing from the city council president, you'd hear from sources all across the coun...
JACK KELLEY If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another colleg...
R. ALBERT MOHLER JR. In some instances, you may care so much about the person who has hurt you, or be so unable to be ang...
PAUL EKMAN![]()
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' ...
JENNY ECLAIR Life is like farting in front of someone and then trying to convince him, you didn't fart. It's hard...
ME![]()
Thank you very much. I'd like to visit you, Mr. President.
EVO MORALES![]()
Mr. Faulkner, of course, is interested in making your mind rather than your flesh creep.
CLIFTON FADIMAN![]()
Mr. Faulkner, of course, is interested in making your mind rather than your flesh creep.
CLIFF FADIMAN Be indifferent...you will feel that you have won everything in front of your enemies, it will be you...
NISHI DE SILVA It was important if you were a 19-year-old man at the time that Bobby Kennedy was (running for) pres...
EMILIO ESTEVEZ It seems to be a good idea to use targeted co-pays rather than a flat across-the-board approach, if ...
MARK V. PAULY Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we do...
RYAN HANSEN We've been out of office for so long, so you get in there and show what your plans are for the count...
MARJORY LEBRETON The country needs this president to admit that his government failed,
ARTUR DAVIS Life's irony;You go to school only when you lack direction in life,but if you have direction,you rat...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)![]()
The American, if he has a spark of national feeling, will be humiliated by the very prospect of a fo...
MARY MCCARTHY![]()
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twic...
JAMES JOYCE![]()
But I have always liked bird dogs rather than kennel-fed dogs myself -- you know, one that will get ...
CHARLES ERWIN WILSON![]()
While you're going through this process of trying to find the satisfaction in your work, pretend...
JEAN CHATZKY Life's irony;If reading 50 books can procure long life,then the majority of humans will rather die p...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)![]()
Contemporaries appreciate the man rather than his merit; posterity will regard the merit rather than...
CHARLES CALEB COLTON Adieu, Lord Dain,” she answered without turning her head. “Have a pleasant evening with your cow...
LORETTA CHASE![]()
A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins.
JANE HOWARD![]()
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be...
SOURCE UNKNOWN![]()
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be...
STEVE MARTIN If you spend more time asking appropriate questions rather than giving answers or opinions, your lis...
BRIAN KOSLOW It is not likely that posterity will fall in love with us, but not impossible that it may respect or...
ROBERT STEVENSON![]()
It is not likely that posterity will fall in love with us, but not impossible that it may respect or...
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON You sometimes need help navigating through that process. And this way, when you call, you're calling...
CHIP CHERRY![]()
It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic feelings rather than...
CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process.
ARNOLD HORSHAK![]()
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monda...
DAN SALOMON![]()
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Mond...
DAN SALOMON I like to believe that if you pay close attention to the sentences as they unfold, they will draw yo...
DAMON GALGUT![]()
Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.
Come let us fart in the home.
There...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY![]()
For if you think that education causes wealth, rather than being a result of wealth, or that intelli...
NASSIM NICHOLAS TALEB If you think your presence in someone's life is a minus rather than a plus, it's charity to leave.
JOHN B. BEJO You have to use your agility and try to make him miss, rather than trying to run around him.
JAHMILE ADDAE![]()
The genuine realist, if he is an unbeliever, will always find strength and ability to disbelieve in ...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY This really is our book for consumers. When you go to the doctor, if you know there's a gender diffe...
JO PARRISH![]()
If you're actually allowing your creative part to control your writing rather than a more commer...
EMMA THOMPSON![]()
Your children will see what you're all about by what you live rather than what you say.
WAYNE DYER Being torn between to decisions will only make you look to your heart rather than you head.
NICKOLI LEE ALLEN D'AVANZO![]()
But people will do anything rather than admit that their lives have no meaning. No use, that is. No ...
MARGARET ATWOOD Everything changes when you start to emit your own frequency rather than absorbing the frequencies a...
BARBARA MARCINIAK![]()
I would rather have peace in the world than be President.
HARRY S TRUMAN![]()
No man can reveal to you aught but that which already lies half asleep in the dawning of your knowle...
KAHLIL GIBRAN Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y...
THEHEALTHFOODGURU![]()
The people of today would rather stand next to a man with no substance but covered in gold, rather t...
SUZY KASSEM![]()
Visit with your predecessors from previous Administrations. They know the ropes and can help you see...
DONALD RUMSFELD![]()
That you prefer to rule through fear rather than justice? So sorry, Your Majesty, I’m afraid I alr...
MARISSA MEYER It seems perfectly reasonable for the president to want members of the executive branch to be loyal ...
RANDY BARNETT We need reconciliation. There were hundreds of ordinary people in the ranks of the Taliban. If we gi...
KARIM RAHIMI![]()
Many a man would rather you heard his story than granted his request.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Rather than trying to describe it to you, I would rather you watch it yourself. After watching the v...
DON WILDMON![]()
I'd rather be right than President.
HENRY CLAY Mr. President, you want to speed the process up and deal with vacancies? Work with us. Nominate judg...
CHARLES SCHUMER I must tell you I am ashamed when top leaders in this country and citizens of this country and even ...
RICHARD GEPHARDT![]()
Patience is the most necessary quality for business, many a man would rather you heard his story tha...
LORD CHESTERFIELD![]()
Mr. President, ... what do you say to someone in this country who has lost his job to someone overse...
BOB SCHIEFFER The hotel itself was something of a microcosm of the country at the time, reflecting the racial divi...
EMILIO ESTEVEZ![]()
You become most powerful in whatever you do if the action is performed for its own sake rather than ...
ECKHART TOLLE It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but rather for him who loveth the who...
BAHA'U'LLAH It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but rather for him who loveth the who...
BAHA'U'LLAH I would rather have my son picked up and put in jail than go to his funeral, ... If you know someone...
JAMES PRINCE "Sex,marriage & child upbringing are the three most difficult events in the world today."-david atta
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Make your competition compete with you, rather than you compete with your competition.
ANTHONY MAGESTRO![]()
Advice for the wise:
You"d better bite your tongue
Rather than cast a spell wrong.
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES Nothing will change if you blame. Rather it will aggravate negative emotions within you. Don't waste...
MADDY MALHOTRA![]()
How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rath...
NICCOLò MACHIAVELLI![]()
the battle's in your hands now, but I would lay my armor down, if you said you'd rather love than fi...
TAYLOR SWIFT![]()
The President should spend his time going after the terrorists rather than sharing sensitive counter...
FRANK LAUTENBERG Right now, Israelis want a security process rather than a peace process.
DORE GOLD Do not let the dream killers stay in your path. You will know them by what they steal from you rathe...
KIM BOOHER![]()
If you are now facing difficulties in your life, don’t focus on them but rather focus on God becau...
DRAGOS BRATASANU![]()
The joy is in the getting there. The beginning years of starting your business, the camaraderie when...
BARBARA CORCORAN![]()
If you see your country going through economic problems, the best thing to do is to come up with a s...
SUNDAY ADELAJA![]()
I would rather be right than President.
HENRY CLAY![]()
I would rather be right than President
HENRY CLAY![]()
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than plan...
SHANNON L. ALDER You cannot feel such a happiness by things happening in your life but doing something successfully i...
NISHI DE SILVA Never criticize your spouse's faults; if it weren't for them, your mate might have found someone bet...
JAY TRACHMAN![]()
If Warren Buffett made his money from ordinary income rather than capital gains, his tax rate would ...
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG![]()
Grieve not, then, if your sons seem to desert you, but rejoice, rather, seeing the will of God done ...
JIM ELLIOT The late Mr. D...
ERASMUS DARWIN![]()
When you are so ashamed of your actions, thoughts, or intentions, you lie rather than accepting your...
MICHAEL J. SULLIVAN Personally, I would rather see him die, but if he's in jail for the rest of his life, not having a l...
HAROLD WALKER![]()
When you have a kid in your house, it's time to learn rather than teach!!!
HARRISH SAIRAMAN Trump doesn't force the networks to show his rallies live rather than do real reporting. Nor doe...
CAMPBELL BROWN The numbers themselves tell a pretty grim story, so if you're going to hang your hat on this, you ha...
DREW PECK the intelligence community owes the president (an explanation) rather than the president owing the A...
DAVID KAY If we admit our depression openly and freely, those around us get from it an experience of freedom r...
DR. ROLLO MAY I don't think Mr. Rather was reckless, ... Just as they broke the mold when they made him in Texas, ...
STEVE CAPUS![]()
Don't think so much about who is for or against you, rather give all your care, that God be with you...
THOMAS KEMPIS
JAMES P. HOGAN
When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But... DAN QUAYLE
When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But... DAN QUAYLE We are grateful for the fact that, by your visit to this country, you have shown that you have decid...
CARLOS FLORES I would rather be criticize by the slave of love than to be criticize by someone you hate the most
LAURE96 Mr. Chavez has fed off the people's rage, and it is dangerous to perceive him as a vindicator rather...
ANDRES PEREZ Rather than hearing from the city council president, you'd hear from sources all across the coun...
JACK KELLEY If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another colleg...
R. ALBERT MOHLER JR. In some instances, you may care so much about the person who has hurt you, or be so unable to be ang...
PAUL EKMAN
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' ... JENNY ECLAIR Life is like farting in front of someone and then trying to convince him, you didn't fart. It's hard...
ME
Thank you very much. I'd like to visit you, Mr. President. EVO MORALES
Mr. Faulkner, of course, is interested in making your mind rather than your flesh creep. CLIFTON FADIMAN
Mr. Faulkner, of course, is interested in making your mind rather than your flesh creep. CLIFF FADIMAN Be indifferent...you will feel that you have won everything in front of your enemies, it will be you...
NISHI DE SILVA It was important if you were a 19-year-old man at the time that Bobby Kennedy was (running for) pres...
EMILIO ESTEVEZ It seems to be a good idea to use targeted co-pays rather than a flat across-the-board approach, if ...
MARK V. PAULY Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we do...
RYAN HANSEN We've been out of office for so long, so you get in there and show what your plans are for the count...
MARJORY LEBRETON The country needs this president to admit that his government failed,
ARTUR DAVIS Life's irony;You go to school only when you lack direction in life,but if you have direction,you rat...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
The American, if he has a spark of national feeling, will be humiliated by the very prospect of a fo... MARY MCCARTHY
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twic... JAMES JOYCE
But I have always liked bird dogs rather than kennel-fed dogs myself -- you know, one that will get ... CHARLES ERWIN WILSON
While you're going through this process of trying to find the satisfaction in your work, pretend... JEAN CHATZKY Life's irony;If reading 50 books can procure long life,then the majority of humans will rather die p...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Contemporaries appreciate the man rather than his merit; posterity will regard the merit rather than... CHARLES CALEB COLTON Adieu, Lord Dain,” she answered without turning her head. “Have a pleasant evening with your cow...
LORETTA CHASE
A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins. JANE HOWARD
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be... SOURCE UNKNOWN
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be... STEVE MARTIN If you spend more time asking appropriate questions rather than giving answers or opinions, your lis...
BRIAN KOSLOW It is not likely that posterity will fall in love with us, but not impossible that it may respect or...
ROBERT STEVENSON
It is not likely that posterity will fall in love with us, but not impossible that it may respect or... ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON You sometimes need help navigating through that process. And this way, when you call, you're calling...
CHIP CHERRY
It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic feelings rather than... CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process.
ARNOLD HORSHAK
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monda... DAN SALOMON
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Mond... DAN SALOMON I like to believe that if you pay close attention to the sentences as they unfold, they will draw yo...
DAMON GALGUT
Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.
There...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
For if you think that education causes wealth, rather than being a result of wealth, or that intelli... NASSIM NICHOLAS TALEB If you think your presence in someone's life is a minus rather than a plus, it's charity to leave.
JOHN B. BEJO You have to use your agility and try to make him miss, rather than trying to run around him.
JAHMILE ADDAE
The genuine realist, if he is an unbeliever, will always find strength and ability to disbelieve in ... FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY This really is our book for consumers. When you go to the doctor, if you know there's a gender diffe...
JO PARRISH
If you're actually allowing your creative part to control your writing rather than a more commer... EMMA THOMPSON
Your children will see what you're all about by what you live rather than what you say. WAYNE DYER Being torn between to decisions will only make you look to your heart rather than you head.
NICKOLI LEE ALLEN D'AVANZO
But people will do anything rather than admit that their lives have no meaning. No use, that is. No ... MARGARET ATWOOD Everything changes when you start to emit your own frequency rather than absorbing the frequencies a...
BARBARA MARCINIAK
I would rather have peace in the world than be President. HARRY S TRUMAN
No man can reveal to you aught but that which already lies half asleep in the dawning of your knowle... KAHLIL GIBRAN Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y...
THEHEALTHFOODGURU
The people of today would rather stand next to a man with no substance but covered in gold, rather t... SUZY KASSEM
Visit with your predecessors from previous Administrations. They know the ropes and can help you see... DONALD RUMSFELD
That you prefer to rule through fear rather than justice? So sorry, Your Majesty, I’m afraid I alr... MARISSA MEYER It seems perfectly reasonable for the president to want members of the executive branch to be loyal ...
RANDY BARNETT We need reconciliation. There were hundreds of ordinary people in the ranks of the Taliban. If we gi...
KARIM RAHIMI
Many a man would rather you heard his story than granted his request. SOURCE UNKNOWN Rather than trying to describe it to you, I would rather you watch it yourself. After watching the v...
DON WILDMON
I'd rather be right than President. HENRY CLAY Mr. President, you want to speed the process up and deal with vacancies? Work with us. Nominate judg...
CHARLES SCHUMER I must tell you I am ashamed when top leaders in this country and citizens of this country and even ...
RICHARD GEPHARDT
Patience is the most necessary quality for business, many a man would rather you heard his story tha... LORD CHESTERFIELD
Mr. President, ... what do you say to someone in this country who has lost his job to someone overse... BOB SCHIEFFER The hotel itself was something of a microcosm of the country at the time, reflecting the racial divi...
EMILIO ESTEVEZ
You become most powerful in whatever you do if the action is performed for its own sake rather than ... ECKHART TOLLE It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but rather for him who loveth the who...
BAHA'U'LLAH It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but rather for him who loveth the who...
BAHA'U'LLAH I would rather have my son picked up and put in jail than go to his funeral, ... If you know someone...
JAMES PRINCE "Sex,marriage & child upbringing are the three most difficult events in the world today."-david atta
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Make your competition compete with you, rather than you compete with your competition.
ANTHONY MAGESTRO
Advice for the wise: You"d better bite your tongue
Rather than cast a spell wrong.
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES Nothing will change if you blame. Rather it will aggravate negative emotions within you. Don't waste...
MADDY MALHOTRA
How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rath... NICCOLò MACHIAVELLI
the battle's in your hands now, but I would lay my armor down, if you said you'd rather love than fi... TAYLOR SWIFT
The President should spend his time going after the terrorists rather than sharing sensitive counter... FRANK LAUTENBERG Right now, Israelis want a security process rather than a peace process.
DORE GOLD Do not let the dream killers stay in your path. You will know them by what they steal from you rathe...
KIM BOOHER
If you are now facing difficulties in your life, don’t focus on them but rather focus on God becau... DRAGOS BRATASANU
The joy is in the getting there. The beginning years of starting your business, the camaraderie when... BARBARA CORCORAN
If you see your country going through economic problems, the best thing to do is to come up with a s... SUNDAY ADELAJA
I would rather be right than President. HENRY CLAY
I would rather be right than President HENRY CLAY
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than plan... SHANNON L. ALDER You cannot feel such a happiness by things happening in your life but doing something successfully i...
NISHI DE SILVA Never criticize your spouse's faults; if it weren't for them, your mate might have found someone bet...
JAY TRACHMAN
If Warren Buffett made his money from ordinary income rather than capital gains, his tax rate would ... MICHAEL BLOOMBERG
Grieve not, then, if your sons seem to desert you, but rejoice, rather, seeing the will of God done ... JIM ELLIOT The late Mr. D...
ERASMUS DARWIN
When you are so ashamed of your actions, thoughts, or intentions, you lie rather than accepting your... MICHAEL J. SULLIVAN Personally, I would rather see him die, but if he's in jail for the rest of his life, not having a l...
HAROLD WALKER
When you have a kid in your house, it's time to learn rather than teach!!! HARRISH SAIRAMAN Trump doesn't force the networks to show his rallies live rather than do real reporting. Nor doe...
CAMPBELL BROWN The numbers themselves tell a pretty grim story, so if you're going to hang your hat on this, you ha...
DREW PECK the intelligence community owes the president (an explanation) rather than the president owing the A...
DAVID KAY If we admit our depression openly and freely, those around us get from it an experience of freedom r...
DR. ROLLO MAY I don't think Mr. Rather was reckless, ... Just as they broke the mold when they made him in Texas, ...
STEVE CAPUS
Don't think so much about who is for or against you, rather give all your care, that God be with you... THOMAS KEMPIS
