Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.

I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.
“Nope,” said Nudge, shaking her head. “You stand out like a fart in church.

I do not know it all and do not claim to.

That awkward moment when you fart and everyone realizes it was you.

Run for the door if a guy has too much gel in his hair and is too tan and it's not even summer.

Being spontaneous at times is a must. Being spontaneous all the time is a crazy person.