Life's but a day at most.


George F. Burns

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Life's but a day at most.
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Lifes a bitch and then you die!
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Lifes a bitch and it doesn't even put out.
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Fire that's closest kept burns most of all.
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Fire that's closest kept, burns most of all.
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How do you shoot a 150-day movie? You shoot it one day at a time.
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Where's the goddamn f***ing flag? I want the goddamn f***ing flag up every f***ing morning at f***in...
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as cl...
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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The reason we're doing this now is because I'm booked to play Pasadena the week of my 100th birthday
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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
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I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
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People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways - I’m...
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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Now Autumn's fire burns slowly along the woodsAnd day by day the dead leaves fall and melt.
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Live one day at a time emphasizing ethics rather than rules.
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time.
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I never have planned a whole lot of future. It's one day at a time.
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The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
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He profits most who serves best. -Arthur F. Sheldon.
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Lifes like a painters palette, just when you've got everything worked out the colours change
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Now Autumn's fire burns slowly along the woods
And day by day the dead leaves fall and melt.
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Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
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The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time.
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My motivation is tomorrow, just one day at a time, right?
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Eat off the palm of lifes hand for it feeds the soul
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I take one day at a time. I am not someone to define my goals.
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Don't point your f -- gun at me!
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The paper burns, but the words fly away.
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The paper burns, but the words fly free.
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It burns your eyes, burns your throat.
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My candle burns at both ends; it will not last the night; but ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - it g...
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My candle burns at both ends; it will not last the night; but ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -- it ...
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GEORGE F. KENNAN
We should cease to talk about vague and unreal objectives such as human rights, the raising of the l...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
The best [an American] can look forward to is the lonely pleasure of one who stands at long last on ...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
Russia, Russia-unwashed, backward, appealing Russia, so ashamed of your own backwardness, so orienta...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
I shall always remember you-slyly, touchingly, but with great shouting and confusion-pumping hot wat...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.
GEORGE F. WILL
Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose.
GEORGE F. WILL
Coarseness occurs in a land where platitude inflames this sense of entitlement to more of almost eve...
GEORGE F. WILL
Behavior was better when cinemas were opulent.
GEORGE F. WILL
Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say foot...
GEORGE F. WILL
Chicago Cubs fans are ninety percent scar tissue.
GEORGE F. WILL
Politicians fascinate because they constitute such a paradox; they are an elite that accomplishes me...
GEORGE F. WILL
American politics as you know . . . is very often a matter of capture the flag. The party that loses...
GEORGE F. WILL
The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism
GEORGE F. WILL
The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
GEORGE F. WILL
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee m...
GEORGE F. WILL
Whatever right the Second Amendment protects is not as important as it was 200 years ago... The gove...
GEORGE F. WILL
The general effect of Cold War extremism was to delay rather than hasten the great change that overt...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
Not only the studying and writing of history but also the honoring of it both represent affirmations...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
[The accords were] fig leaves of democratic procedure to hide the nakedness of Stalinist dictatorshi...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
The best thing we can do if we want the Russians to let us be Americans is to let the Russians be Ru...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
Lacking an articulable defense of the cultural values under siege, he became a vessel of smoldering ...
GEORGE F. WILL
If you accept a democratic system, this means that you are prepared to put up with those of its work...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
Were the Soviet Union to sink tomorrow under the waters of the ocean, the American military-industri...
GEORGE F. KENNAN
Get evangelical Christian made them receptive to the possibility of redemption in the here and now.
GEORGE F. WILL
As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
GEORGE F. WILL
Government breeds more government, and a lobbying infrastructure to defend itself.
GEORGE F. WILL
Matthew Arnold was a fastidious social critic and hence an accomplished complainer. When he died, an...
GEORGE F. WILL
Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee m...
GEORGE F. WILL
One attempt to reconcile the Gnostic doctrine [of the unreality of evilness] of matter with the apos...
F. F. BRUCE
Commemoration of Caroline Chisholm, Social Reformer, 1877 The truth of Christ's supremacy over al...
F. F. BRUCE
The evidence for our New Testament writings is ever so much greater than the evidence for many writi...
F. F. BRUCE
Feast of Hilary, Bishop of Poitiers, Teacher, 367 Commemoration of Kentigern (Mungo), Missionary Bi...
F. F. BRUCE
My mother was pragmatic, focused and extremely, exceedingly practical, and she was the ultimate self...
URSULA BURNS
I went to an all-girls Catholic high school. The three things that they focused on were reading, wri...
URSULA BURNS
Kids are pretty resilient. You don't have to be at every volleyball game. We can't guilt our...
URSULA BURNS
Xerox is really good at managing documents, and we're definitely good at managing through a proc...
URSULA BURNS
Xerox manages the infrastructure of E-ZPass for a large number of states. So when you say E-ZPass, a...
URSULA BURNS