Lifes a bitch and it doesn't even put out.

He's sort of blunt - I like that.

How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?

I don't know you and I don't want to know you

Sometimes you feel bad when you ought to feel good and feel good when you ought to feel bad

No, he wont understand! People with guns don't understand! That's why they have guns... to many misunderstandings!