How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.