Life is not always a stigma, but the choices you make in your life is what defines your future, which can either be a living hell or a trip to paradise.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.