Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.

No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.

Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.