Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.