Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.