Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

My friend is going to save a little girl from monsters. I am going with him. That's what friends do.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.