Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.

Truly good manners are invisible: they ease the way for others, without drawing attention to themselves. It is no accident that the word "punctilious" ("attentive to formality or etiquette") comes from the same original root as punctuation.

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If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.

I write in the most distressingly slow way in terms of punctuation and grammar.

I really like grammar. And spelling. I was a spelling-bee kid. I'm hard-core about grammar.