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"LSD melts your mind, not in your hand".
UNKNOWN Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER Unless she scares the hell out of you, blows the cobwebs from your mind, scorches your heart with pa...
SHANNON L. ALDER You wrote words with your hand, but your mind wiped me away.
OKEY NDIBE Hold positive expectancy in the front of your mind and it will appear in the palm of your hand.
LINDA CHANDLER Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
ANON. Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
ANONYMOUS There are so many challenges, but the first, closest and biggest challenge is our mindset!
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Convert every passing time of your life before it melts away.
SUNDAY ADELAJA Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS When you’re anonymous, other opinions shrink next to the sounds in your own head.
DAN GROAT Desire is alcoholic, desire is the greatest drug possible. Marijuana is nothing, lsd is nothing. Des...
OSHO Mind your mind! Check your heart! In the end, you shall realize that it was not just your heart and ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The truth of a theory is in your mind, not in your eyes.
ALBERT EINSTEIN It is essential to train your mind to concentrate on the activity on hand
SUNDAY ADELAJA You shall only continue to feel bitter when you continue to make your mind the doorstep for footprin...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of...
FUZZY ZOELLER You shall only continue to feel bitter when you continue to make your mind the door step for footpri...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH He's way sexier now. He melts your pantyhose. I could listen to him sing the alphabet.
BARBARA MOSES Friendship is like sand in your hand: if held loosely in the palm of your hand, it stays there, but ...
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN I’m likely to stay here, pen in hand, until dusk comes and my writing melts into the twilight.
FENNEL HUDSON Keep both heart and hand in your own possession, till you see good reason to part with them; and if ...
ANNE BRONTE Your identity and your success go hand in hand. Many people sacrifice their identities by not doing...
LILA SWELL Mind what you mind. Do not just open the door of your mind to anything at all you don’t want to mi...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Happiness depends on your mindset and attitude. Happiness is in your mind, not in the circumstance.
ROY BENNETT The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
LENNY BRUCE The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter
LENNY BRUCE Life is lived to accomplish a mission! Life must be lived with a vision! Life is moved by the heart ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Put your hand on your heart and ask yourself, what do I want? The first thing that comes to mind is ...
LAYNE BEACHLEY Make up your own mind. It's your decision, not mine.
LAURA BUSH Do not call to a dog with a whip in your hand
AFRICAN PROVERB Self-respect can be a extension of your ego or a priceless virtue. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS From everything we lived together, the thing I like the most was me being in your mind. Being in you...
THE QUIET GIRL You have powerful storms in your mind? Visit the silent beaches to calm your storms! You have excess...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN What is in your hand?
RICK WARREN Your mind determines your effectiveness in life
SUNDAY ADELAJA Your mind can destroy your life! Mind your mind; think well! Detoxify your thought and be free!
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH They know your face, but not your mind.
They understand your words, but not your heart.
Th...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Miracles happen when you start following your heart, not mind." Your mind can play tricks but heart ...
ARVIND MEHTA Bear in mind that the wonderful things you learn in your schools are the work of many generations. A...
ALBERT EINSTEIN Don't you ever think that your mind can never harm you just because it is your mind! Your mind can r...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Follow the WILL of your Heart! Not the insecurities of your mind!...
PHILIP T. M. Follow the will of your heart! Not the impulses of your mind...
PHILIP T. M. Any training that does not include the emotions, mind and body is incomplete; knowledge fades withou...
ANONYMOUS When you feel, staying home is best then your body may be at rest but not your mind.For your mind to...
KOWSALAPATHY You have boundless time to lay your peace of mind upon as you walk hand in hand with verity along th...
LANA RADOVIC To control your life, control your mind. To control your mind, control your breath.
STEPHEN RICHARDS True love is not practical. True love doesn’t always follow the rules. When you are truly in love,...
KATE MCGAHAN Your mind can find all the excuses why your dreams are not possible but you will not be able to figh...
DRAGOS BRATASANU Stop! Do not bare your soul on social networking brothers and sisters. If you reveal your cards in e...
TERRY A. O'NEAL You write because you have an idea in your mind that feels so genuine, so important, so true. And ye...
KHALED HOSSEINI You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.
MATTHEW BRODERICK If no thought your mind does visit, Make your speech not too explicit
PIET HEIN The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a...
JEANETTE CORON You have your identity when you find out, not what you can keep your mind on, but what you can't...
A. R. AMMONS A relationship is like sand in your hand. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there, ...
UNKNOWN Always live your life with your biography in mind.
MARISHA PESSL Love in your mind produces love in your life. This is the meaning of heaven.
Fear in your mind ...
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON It's not necessarily revenge. But it's in the back of your mind.
ANTHONY SCHLEGEL When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN My own acid-eating experience is limited in terms of total consumption, but widely varied as to comp...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON It's hard to give someone a hand when you know they are not going to grab your hand but grab your fo...
ANDONI GARCIA Let my hand,
This hand, lie in your own--my own true friend;
Aprile! Hand-in-hand with you, A...
ROBERT BROWNING Your mind determines your effectiveness in life, it determines your relevance on earth
SUNDAY ADELAJA "...If you did not see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with...
AUTHOR UNKNOWN Your mind is nirvana.
BODHIDHARMA To free your mind from lies and deceit you have to open your mind to the possibilities of everything...
GARY F EVANS... Stock your mind, stock your mind. It is your house of treasure and no one in the world can interfere...
FRANK MCCOURT Do not empower your negative thoughts by giving them “legs” so they can run around your mind, cr...
RODOLFO COSTA With Cosmic Ordering it’s not only your wealth that grows, your mind does too!
STEPHEN RICHARDS If your mind is not in the present time, your body will look like a dead body, cold and insensible!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Disdain not your inferior, though poor, since he may be your superior in wisdom, and the noble endow...
GEORGE SHELLEY I think your life is governed not by the bricks or mortar around you, it's governed by who holds...
DAVID MCCALLUM Your spiritual mind is greater than your physical mind.
ASA DON BROWN Keep your mouth closed until your mind is in gear.
SOURCE UNKNOWN It's hard to give someone a hand when you know that they are not going to grab your hand but grab yo...
ANDONI GARCIA God has three answers to our prayers:
1. Yes
2. Not yet
3. I have something better in...
LORI LYONS Time is the pivot of life activities. When you miss a second, you miss a time in your lifetime! Time...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Your real secret hiding place is not a dark cave, it is not a dusky forest, it is not a desolate hou...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Tyrannies not only want to control your mind and thoughts but your flesh as well.
MA JIAN Do not ever allow your mind to rob your soul of what belongs to it.
C. JOYBELL C. The greatest book is one written by your pen, but not exactly from your mind.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON If a man steals your heart, do not allow him to steal your mind also.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO It is not your mouth that sings. It is your mind and heart that sing.
DEBASISH MRIDHA Do not limit the depths of your mind; they guide the widths of your accomplishments.
BRITTANY COPPONEX It takes a surprising amount of courage to place one's hand into an unseen area when your mind is th...
R.L. LAFEVERS Within you, right in your mind is your key to success
SOTONYE ANGA Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
ROBERT ORBEN Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
ROBERT ORBEN Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
MIRIAM ROBBINS If your soul is weak, your mind becomes warped, and your body no longer is in your control.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER Your mind can be your enemy or friend. If you always follow your heart, your mind will feel neglecte...
SUZY KASSEM Your mind can be your enemy or friend. If you always follow your heart, your mind will feel neglecte...
SUZY KASSEM Mind your mind, mind your time and mind your life! Life is just once and the real certainty or uncer...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If you lose your job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, beca...
JACK HANDY Do not hope wholly to reason away your troubles; do not feed them with attention, and they will die ...
SAMUEL JOHNSON Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand of your hair. Your f...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Hold onto the knife tight with your whole hand, put your right hand and your knife right on the cent...
JOE SABOL Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself succeeding. Hold this pictu...
NORMAN VINCENT PEALE Do not be afraid to project your strengths and qualities to others. By doing so, you reinforce those...
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