Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

Fear less; hope more. Eat less; chew more. Talk less; say more. Hate less; love more.

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.