While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, There you are and those who say, Here I am

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.