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JASON GENCK My mom said, 'Don't get married. You're too young. Go out there and experience what life...
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SOPHIA BUSH I'm happy to take a little of the pressure off of him. He has been getting the short-end for a while...
DREW LACHEY I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.
ANA BEATRIZ BARROS My Message is already out, what has left is to go and to do your part of the work.
DEYTH BANGER We have a new story to tell convention planners. Big meetings have always come to Atlanta because it...
MARK VAUGHAN Just get in, make some positive changes, then get out. Do what you can until it's time to leave.
DANE ODA People are used to juggling multiple jobs and multiple responsibilities and multiple things on the h...
DEAN BAKOPOULOS Get out, Get out, get out, get out!" I do what any sane male would do in this situation; I run down ...
COLLEEN HOOVER I like to get home, flop on the couch, and watch Sky Sports News. I'm just your average bloke.
ALFIE ALLEN You're not going to get off the couch and be at some amazing fast pace or burn crazy amounts of ...
JENNIE FINCH Do what you love, and you will find the way to get it out to the world.
JUDY COLLINS Mums ask me how to get their husbands off the couch as well as asking me to marry them. But kids ask...
MAGNUS SCHEVING Dave really is sorry, deeply sorry for the things he's done. Dave is willing to do the penance he ha...
MIKE DEVINE I hadn't been out with any girls for a while, What time do you get off work?
BILL STETSON Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE I just did what I do, I guess. Try to keep the lead extended and get out of here.
ADAM MORRISON She's really courageous, really has a lot of heart to get out there and do what she did.
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KELLY JONES Once you get an offer from Steven Soderbergh, you just do anything you can to make it fit.
CATE BLANCHETT I think it's a game - to be honest. It's just another ploy for her to get her attention that she wan...
MAY MARTINEZ We have a lot of couch potatoes out there. Hopefully, we can get away from that.
HELEN SMITH This was the landing that Dave did not get to make.
DOROTHY BROWN I get overshadowed a lot, and that's frustrating for me that I do get overshadowed because of what I...
WARRICK DUNN That's what hookers get...
...
DEYTH BANGER Your Pursuit Is What You Get
SUNDAY ADELAJA The priority is to get out of the offer period, so we can get on with running the business.
CLARA FURSE My dad had to work for everything in his life; so did my mum: she cleaned people's houses and lo...
SAM WORTHINGTON Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most val...
RANDY PAUSCH What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.
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MAURICE SENDAK What we want to do is get them stabilized before we just put them out on the street.
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ABBY WAMBACH I think he feels like it's time to get back with the guys a little bit. It's going to be an emotiona...
KATHY LEWIS My whole mind-set has been when I do go out and get an opportunity to play I'm just going to go out ...
XAVIER NADY I mean, he can get up out of a defensive end's stance quick and get pressure off the wing and that's...
BRIAN DAWKINS Jason turns to us around, and we're just like, what are we supposed to do? ... Miss Deborah said, 'I...
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MIKE UMAGA I'm hopeful for Gabi to have either in- or out-of-state college basketball opportunities. It would b...
BRUCE WILLIAMS Just because a woman is over 50 does not mean she no longer has anything to offer. If anything, we h...
DAWN WELLS Maybe we can get some couch potatoes in the outdoors.
LARRY WOOLSEY You name it they do it. Some days you want to just stop the bus and get off.
JO EVANS I feel it's time, ... I just see the necessity. Dave can't do what I feel the future's going to brin...
BILL JOHNSTON I'm way off my goal. I have to figure out what I need to do to get back. I didn't feel good at all.
CAITLIN THOMAS For what you get, the Zephyr is really a steal. The content of what comes standard on the vehicle is...
JOHN MORONI If you're confused about what to do,
it's a sign that your enemy is winning.
TOBA BETA Daisy stared worriedly into his shadowed face. “What if you change your mind about me? What if you...
LISA KLEYPAS You get what you set out to do.
JOHN HANSON I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch...
ADAM GARCIA I was just praying to get the ball up court and get a shot off.
BILLY MITCHELL He's really easy to get along with and he knows what he needs to do on the field and just goes out a...
JOE HERNANDEZ I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese foo...
SHEMAR MOORE Her work ethic has everything to do with this, ... Dreaming is the first step. Then you have to work...
GREG NICHOLS Now we'll have to get together and work out what to do,
PATRICK SHEEHAN It's hard to get started. Hard because you want to lay on the couch and be lazy.
JULIA DAVIS What is needed is an all-out science project to get vehicles off of gasoline, rather than off of the...
BRAD SHERMAN Because minds do blow and hearts do break. Those are not just sayings. And wolves and roaches are no...
ROBIN SILVERMAN It was a unique game and I just wanted to be a part of it. I had a little system going. I'd go on, c...
ROBBIE EARL When you are not sure what to do, take action. You will quickly find out.
JEFFREY FRY You get him. I don't care what you have to do - just get him.
ANNE ARCHER This is terrific news for the Rod Smith campaign. What Davis is trying to do is just silliness. It's...
MARC FARINELLA God has made us as pawns... when he is bored of playing with us on the playground he just remove us....
DEYTH BANGER They're looking for attractions and, once they get past Disney, they want to know what else there is...
JANE PATTON It's what we needed to do. It's important to get off to a god start.
ERNIE WHITT Remember, to get what you've never had, you must do what you've never done. But to get what you once...
CRAIG GROESCHEL How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
The Q...
LEWIS CARROLL Everybody just knows what to do to get the job done.
JEFF BUTTS We just tried to get them the ball and let them do what they do best.
BRADY QUINN I don't want to get too excited, but I'm going to cherish this moment. It was a pretty serious injur...
FRED TAYLOR George has had this problem on and off and we just hope we can get it sorted out. He is a quality pl...
GERARD STARLING All my music is inspirational. You just gotta listen to the words and get what you can get out of it...
YOUNG JEEZY Coming off a tough win against Minuteman, it's good to get a win against Swampscott over here. We ju...
MARVIN AVERY I think it's a wise pick. Dave is a Pitt guy. Dave has a commitment to this university. The exciteme...
MIKE DITKA From a business perspective, the best thing that we can do is create software that companies can dep...
RANSOM LOVE If Northwest Iowa hospitals get bogged down with a number of flu cases, maybe central Iowa has more ...
DEB STEFFEN All we can do is knock the dust off, get up and try to get better.
JIMMY COLLINS He has wonderful experience, just outstanding experience. He also has some Oregon experience.
CAROL MITCHELL As an entrepreneur, what drives you has to be the good news; otherwise, you just don't get out o...
NATALIE MASSENET As bad as we played defensively we were in the game the first half but then we come out and take the...
JAY KARLINS I got a list of 35 friends and family. Guys like Derek Devine, from out in Oregon, guys like that I ...
BERNARD MORRIS Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
ANONYMOUS You get him. I don't care what you have to do - just get
him.
ANNE ARCHER When he called me, my stomach went wrench! ... [I thought], Maybe Dave and I can buddy up and all of...
SAMMY HAGAR Too easy to get = Just as easy to forget.
MANDY HALE Just get in. Just get in, and the postseason starts a new season. We get hot, who knows what happens...
BRIAN GILES I think informally prosecutors talk and say, you know, 'What can we do to get minorities off the jur...
HENRY WADE Things just need to fall into place. They need to go out, play and get the feel of what it takes to ...
BOB KUMMER Just beat Oregon, that was what was on my mind.
KYLE JEFFERS I was yelling for somebody to get out there. I just saw 'Rio taking off full speed.
CALVIN CAGE He really got it off quickly, just really snapped it. I was coming out, but didn't really get a chan...
COREY SCHNEIDER I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on t...
ADAM GARCIA It just took a while for us to get it. Playing as a team, that's it. Knowing when to get to the help...
CHERLANDA FRANKLIN It's what the village residents prefer. They have the final say of who's going to be elected. I just...
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DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
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DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it.
DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
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