A lot of people are telling me they start their spring break vacations later just so they can fish in our derby.
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ALLEN FORSHAGE They did a lot of work last week. Their spring break consisted of Sunday and Monday.
DAVE MANZO At this point, we are communicating a lot directly with customers, just telling them that if you hav...
DOUG KILLIAN It's amazing, it's fabulous. These people giving up their time, their spring break, their vacations,...
BECKY ZAHERI They were catching a lot of undersized, 12- and 13-inch fish this year, so there should be a ton of ...
JEFF BRAUNSCHEIDEL This is a good weekend for a lot of people to race. They realize ours is a fast track, so local team...
MARK WETMORE The predominant trend had been that people thought that fish have a powerful effect on their environ...
DAVID BAILEY Gasoline at $2.50 a gallon isn't going to keep people from going on their spring and summer vacation...
JAMES CORDIER Aquariums are popular because they fill what people are looking for in a vacation. There has been a ...
CATHY KEEFE We all know that people drink on spring break, and we all know that they have sex on spring break.
HILDA PETTIT You know, there's prejudice both ways. A lot of people just don't know their history before they sta...
SAM PERRY Once you break someone of the habit of up-talking, they can start to see immediate improvement in th...
DANA PERINO Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worr...
CRAIG GROESCHEL In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and...
SHORT QUOTES They're a lot braver than they used to be - they know they can find a job on their lunch break.
ERIC NELSON An oppressed people are authorized whenever they can to rise and break their fetters.
HENRY CLAY Spring is just around the corner, so I think you'll see a lot of seasonal positions start up.
LORI ROGERS The idea of freedom is a piece of dry bread thrown to people so that they can break their teeth with...
MARINO BACCARINI These next few games are really important. They are the most important games of our year. They can m...
MARCUS WILLIAMS A lot of them are people who may have been runners, but their knees are giving out, so their doctor ...
DAVE ROGERS Fire crews are telling me that there is a helicopter on scene and they are telling me there is nothi...
DAN MCCARTHY People have said they thought Tulane could start back in the spring semester,
CHRISTOPHER DUNN They are a bunch of fish covered in feathers trying to convince the public they can fly, and I am si...
ERIN MORGENSTERN A lot of people just kept coming to us and telling us they would like to learn Spanish.
ESTHER HERRERA (Emmert) is a guy that is similar to Dave in a lot of ways. He's a smart, heady player. He's probabl...
JACK JOHNSON They break up and dissipate when they start feeling the bottom. They don't last that long. They don'...
BILL TEAGUE I've never had a spring vacation, ... I'm usually out snowblowing off the courts so the boys can sta...
JEFF HUGHES Americans no longer experience vacations. They simply Sony them so they can ignore them for the rest...
JOHN GRISHAM A lot of people say I've missed out on a lot because I started acting at such a young age. What&...
MATT DILLON Cops aren't really your friends, they are trying to be your friends but they are not....
DEYTH BANGER Fish are usually scattered in those conditions, and you'll generally just find individual bass. If y...
MIKE AUTEN Being suicidal is really tiring. A lot of suicides are so lacking in affect and so lethargic that th...
CHARLES D'AMBROSIO Many people are daydreamers i.e. they are absent-minded and so waste a lot of their time
SUNDAY ADELAJA A lot of people who get online and say they are just looking for friendships really aren't. They are...
BRETT CARNEY When they told people to evacuate at the Superdome, as they came in why didn't they start taking the...
KIMBERLY SMITH A lot of it was counseling. People wanted their stories to be heard. So we did a lot of that - just ...
DEB DENNING There are lot of people there who aren't just [not] in their houses, they are in a different state. ...
MIKE LOWELL That's when the people come in and start talking about the big, fat fish they caught.
ASIA FREEMAN Today, the way the kids are, a lot of them don't want to participate in them later in the spring bec...
BOB LICHTENFELS March is typically a time of year when prices start to go back up. Spring break really makes people ...
CLAY INGRAM I can't say why people lie; they just do. Everyone has their own reasons for not telling the tru...
ERIC CARR What the culture of get rich quick does to our people is People forget that they have to create thei...
SUNDAY ADELAJA I kept telling my guys Venezuela would start missing. But they made a liar out of me because they ne...
MO MCHONE 12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then l...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Their offers are insignificant to our membership. They want most of the increases later in the contr...
ANDY ROBERTS Unlike a lot of retailers, they are somewhat limited in what they can offer. I just don't think they...
MICHAEL SCHROEDER You get guys around a campfire, and they start telling their stories. That's the fellowship that...
JOHN ELDREDGE They're going to make runs. They see Memphis on their schedule, they're going to make some shots the...
DARIUS WASHINGTON JR We have new folks moving in who don't understand the proper etiquette for being a good neighbor to t...
TODD STEINER A lot of people are doing it now without needing a lot of barn space. They can raise them on pasture...
JEFF MCCUTCHEON When spring rolls around, people think they're in better shape than they are. People ramp up too qui...
ANDREW DUNCAN A lot of times, people start out with a lot of good ideas, but then they don't execute. They los...
JAN KOUM It's sad. There's so much poverty there to start with, and it's sad to see a lot of these people who...
BRIAN YOUNG It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children.
KINGSLEY AMIS A lot of people don't want a million-dollar house. They just want to live a simple life and catch fi...
BILL TUCKER You either want to do it or you don't. A lot of people do not want to give up their spring break to ...
KATE BLAIR That's one of our M.O.'s. We like to run the break early, but we don't have a lot of depth on our be...
MIKE CARR Those two guys will get a lot of reps this spring. So we'll definitely see what they can do at that ...
COACH KERMIT BLOUNT For some of these guys, it's like another bill every month. And they work hard for their money. They...
LYNNE PETERSON The last relay was amazing just because they weren't expected to break a record. Our relays were def...
MATT FINNIGAN They are in a position where they are learning, and they have to take heed to what people are tellin...
BERNARD POLLARD In fact, if our kids are successful in every normal way, they can still miss God's main mark.
CRAIG GROESCHEL They'll tell me that they circle the date on the calendar as the official start of spring.
GEOFF BROWN It's just temperature-dependent. They start nesting later and develop more slowly.
JOSEPH BRIDGES A lot of it is self-esteem. A lot of people are more capable than they realize. Our own fears are ou...
KATE MCATEER There are a lot of new residences geared to older people that are out in the hinterlands. They are n...
DIANN SHAPPELL We already see people with the spring bug. Many people try to complete their projects in the first c...
BRAD WOLF A lot of people simply don't realize their potential because they're just so risk adverse. T...
BEN CARSON Beginnings are sudden, but also insidious. They creep up on you sideways, they keep to the shadows, ...
MARGARET ATWOOD A lot of people in the East don't know those guys because they have been in the West their whole car...
WAYNE PRIMEAU A lot of people with HIV feel their goals have been lost, so just finding the ability to dream again...
CHRISTOPHER MURRAY People are their most beautiful when they are laughing, crying, dancing, playing, telling the truth,...
AMY POEHLER If we can help people start thinking about what resources they have and understanding that they're a...
GERI FREEDMAN I think a lot of bands just, they sort of mark themselves as they can only go so far. They sort of s...
AARON STERN It's not just a regular snowmobile or go-kart. It's primarily what you would see used at the Eagle R...
BOB DEMESY I think a lot of young people have incredible ideas and incredible insights, but sometimes they wait...
ELIZABETH HOLMES Books understand me, but humans don't understand me. They are bad friends books are forever as well ...
DEYTH BANGER Things happen to people all the time. A lot of times people don't report their incidents...Later on,...
CINDY STEWART Coming to Nashville has been so motivating and inspirational. Just watching people live and breathe ...
MADI DIAZ They kept telling me, 'You are a liar,'
MAHER ARAR People planned to drive less and expected to change their driving habits. They figure out ways to ma...
CATHERINE ROSSI I know a lot of people in their 40s now who can retire if they want to.
CHARLES HAMOWY Don't you think people make their own choices in life?'
'They do, but in many cases their...
FUMINORI NAKAMURA I don't really understand why people are so interested in me, personally. I'm just a curator...
ELISE ANDREW My daughter is a freshman in college and my son is - well, our daughter and our son - is a sophomore...
ERIKA SLEZAK This is a very typical start to a season. It's just very early. Generally it starts about a month la...
BILL WILLIAMS Unfortunately, they test to see if you are edible, but they can only use their teeth or nose and in ...
JOHN WEST Some people feel guilty about their anxieties and regard them as a defect of faith but they are affl...
C. S. LEWIS Some people feel guilty about their anxieties and regard them as a defect of faith [but] they are af...
C.S. LEWIS In a theater you have that many more seats, so that many more people, and they are feeding you, tell...
BEA ARTHUR At first, I thought about $10,000 because right now people need money, ... Everybody's going to try ...
WARRICK DUNN I think the traditional explanation is that demons just find someone, they pick on them and try to b...
OREN PELI A lot of people who want to start their own business never get to it because they don't take the ris...
MARSHA DAVIS That was the week of spring break, and we hadn't practiced in a week. The girls are more focused rig...
CHAD KISON Authentic people are so comfortable in their own skins they make us more comfortable in our own.
SUSAN C. YOUNG After Stand By Me came out people were telling me, 'You're so good,' 'You're going to be a star,' an...
RIVER PHOENIX Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.
FANNIE HURST Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it
FANNIE HURST College can be overwhelming, so we see a lot of them start out, then drop out after the first semest...
CYNTHIA WHITE Spring break is such a college-oriented thing, so it's a good reward for our customers.
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DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it.
DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
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