John Lennon, Jesus is bigger than The Beatles.

You know the way people begin to look like their dogs? Well, we're beginning to look like each other.

Captain Midlands: "I met the real you once."
John (Lennon) the Skrull: "You're meeting the real me now."
Captain Midlands: "I told him to get his bleedin' hair cut.

The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful, and so are you

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

If I were John Lennon
And my feelings for you grew,
I'd have left The Beatles
To spend all my time with you