If I were John Lennon
And my feelings for you grew,
I'd have left The Beatles
To spend all my time with you

You know the way people begin to look like their dogs? Well, we're beginning to look like each other.

Captain Midlands: "I met the real you once."
John (Lennon) the Skrull: "You're meeting the real me now."
Captain Midlands: "I told him to get his bleedin' hair cut.

The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful, and so are you

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

There is an alternative to war. It's staying in bed and growing your hair.