Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.