Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the line up.

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.