No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Without losers, where would the winners be?

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.