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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.
BRIE LARSON I was introduced to Congressman Lyndon B. Johnson. The young Congressman was very friendly.
ERICH LEINSDORF She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
LIAM GALLAGHER A man without a vote is a man without protection.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON Lyndon B. Johnson thought he'd have the boys home from Vietnam by Christmas - for four Christmas...
RICK PERLSTEIN Jeff will tell you his kids can't walk and chew gum at the same time. But when it's time to play, he...
BOBBY JOHNS One of the most unusual shuttles operates at the Lyndon B. Johnson National Historic Site in Texas, ...
MICHAEL FROME The greatest rewards of Jerry Ford's time were reserved for his fellow Americans and the nation ...
TOM BROKAW Around the time President Lyndon B. Johnson was declaring a War on Poverty in the 1960s, federal, st...
ELAINE CHAO [After the end of her term in Congress, Barbara Jordan was recruited for a faculty position at the L...
BARBARA JORDAN The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was vigorously and vociferously opposed by the Southern states. Preside...
HENRY ROLLINS It's a nice study and I'm probably going to end up saying if you want to chew gum, chew gum. I don't...
DR. MICHAEL HARRIS I don't even like gum. But I can chew some gum, and I won't think about eating for a while.
DAVID WISE Presidential candidates don't chew gum.
THEODORE C. SORENSEN In the last 100 years only Presidents George H.W. Bush, Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford lost their bids...
JUAN WILLIAMS Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON The American people on the ground need a clearer, stronger, Lyndon B. Johnson-type voice from their ...
JESSE JACKSON Lyndon Johnson, as majority leader of the United States Senate, he made the Senate work.
ROBERT CARO In truth, there will never be enough power in the presidency for an incumbent to make good on a pure...
STEPHEN SKOWRONEK Like Lyndon Johnson, President Obama understands that timidity in a time of troubles is a prescripti...
ROBERT DALLEK Hyperbole was to Lyndon Johnson what oxygen is to life.
BILL MOYERS Lyndon Johnson faced some clear moral issues.
P. J. O'ROURKE You might say that Lyndon Johnson is a cross between a Baptist preacher and a cowboy.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON It's Kennedy's war, Vietnam. Lyndon Johnson got all the flak, but it's Kennedy's war...
SALMAN RUSHDIE You can't go forward and backwards at the same time.
STEVE HARVEY If Obama's vision of the public sector is socialism, then so too were the visions of Theodore Ro...
JEFF GREENFIELD Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we do...
RYAN HANSEN Children who can walk, talk and chew gum are looked at more than children who are disabled. We want ...
JACKIE HAYES She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
LIAM GALLAGHER In many ways when Jerry Ford pardoned Nixon, in a certain way, he did speak for the country.
MORLEY SAFER I believe it is fair to say most Republicans did not think George W. Bush was motivated to run for t...
PEGGY NOONAN Your mind simply can't focus forward and downward all at the same time.
DARYN KAGAN I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my presiden...
JACK VALENTI When Kennedy could not get the civil rights bill passed - and he was the big liberal - Lyndon Johnso...
JIM BROWN A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' ...
JENNY ECLAIR There aren't any real dumb people in my voices. It's always irritated me about Hollywood dia...
JIM HARRISON Bobby Kennedy's conduct toward Lyndon Johnson was childish and despicable. As the years went on,...
THOMAS MALLON When downed American pilots were first taken prisoner in North Vietnam in 1964, U.S. policy became p...
RICK PERLSTEIN Despite their frequent cries to the contrary, politicians have rarely demonstrated an ability to wal...
IAN THOMAS MALONE The most intimidating world leader was Lyndon Johnson, who became U.S. President when John Kennedy w...
PAUL JOHNSON Lyndon Johnson may have escalated the war, but when I was drafted and shipped off to Vietnam, the si...
BOB GUNTON During the 1937 congressional election campaign, Johnson's group probably paid $5,000 to Elliott...
ROBERT DALLEK In the random way that democracy scatters art and monuments among its leaders, Lyndon Baines Johnson...
ADA HUXTABLE In the random way that democracy scatters art and monuments among its leaders, Lyndon Baines Johnson...
ADA LOUISE HUXTABLE Everyone believed the Senate could not really be led. It used to take so long to rise up through sen...
ROBERT CARO Every president has to live with the result of what Lyndon Johnson did with Vietnam, when he lost th...
ROBERT CARO Lyndon Johnson was a profoundly insecure man who feared dissent and craved reassurance. In 1964 and ...
H. R. MCMASTER The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for ...
ARTIE LANGE I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come ...
JENNIFER LAWRENCE A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
HERB CAEN Jerry didn't know he wanted to get married until he was married.
EILEEN FORD I can't live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.
KELIS Ford was warm and friendly. He wouldn't embarrass a Cabinet member.
EARL BUTZ My mother missed having dinner with Lyndon Johnson because she couldn't find the right hat to we...
EMILIO ESTEVEZ In my view what you can't argue for is a system that is neither decisive nor proportional and ca...
WILLIAM HAGUE I don't think Puffy knows what he did for hip-hop. Because he intertwined hip-hop and R&B so...
MISSY ELLIOTT My family was near here, so I could see them and brew at the same time. You can?t beat that.
CHRIS MILUM They can't have Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling lose a game.
KEITH HERNANDEZ Ho Chi Minh and Vietnam were perfect for Lyndon Johnson: 220 million against 18 million, water buffa...
DAVID DOUGLAS DUNCAN Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy c...
TRACY MORGAN Honestly, 'Side A' is supposed to be a project just from my heart and whatever is happening ...
CHRISTINA GRIMMIE I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd...
WOODY HARRELSON In 1964, I tried to convince my grandfather, who was active in the New York City firefighters union,...
JOE LHOTA Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room...
VIZ My favorite types of movies definitely aren't thrillers, but at the same time you can't deny...
AARON YOO You can’t drive a car and a truck through at the same time,
DAVID POPE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES I think if you look at exactly where you are, you can't really focus without looking back and fo...
BILL LASWELL Back in the '40's, Lyndon Johnson could still steal a Senate election in South Texas with the help o...
CALVIN JILLSON I love Mike Tyson. I was a fan, as everybody else was. The moment somebody stood up to him, he didn&...
DANIEL CORMIER Johnson, for starters, was not good at the sittings. At one, he fell asleep. At another sitting, he ...
FRED VOSS You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demora...
PAUL AUSTER People like to call themselves fans of fighting and fans of the sport, but if you're a fan of fi...
DANIEL CORMIER Jerry was a strong person, but a real gentle person at the same time. He was slow to get mad, but if...
JOHN PORTER Nolan has the strangest affect on people. You know, I think there's something very sad and littl...
GABRIEL MANN I don't drink Red Bull. I don't drink red pop. I do chew Big Red gum. I've tasted red pop and it was...
CHRIS SHELTON Lies and deceit are like paint stripper on a car it burns into the metal and like that. It destroys ...
GARY F EVANS... I can't see America any other way than with a European's eyes. It fascinates me and terrifie...
SERGIO LEONE The photo that I looked at, I don't know if the photographer didn't like that he was chewing gum, bu...
GRANT SMITH My recurring nightmare is that someday I will be faced with a panel: Franklin Roosevelt, John Kenned...
DORIS KEARNS GOODWIN Brainy folks were also present in Lyndon Johnson's administration, especially in the Pentagon, w...
THOMAS SOWELL However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individua...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH I don't know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.
NED VIZZINI I learned that we can do anything, but we can't do everything... at least not at the same time. ...
DAN MILLMAN Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.
HANK KETCHAM Much of the conventional wisdom associated with Vietnam was highly inaccurate. Far from an inevitabl...
H. R. MCMASTER Women can't do everything at the same time, we need to understand milestones in our lives comes ...
MADELEINE ALBRIGHT I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
TYLER POSEY Maybe I can talk my good friend Jerry Rice into the same thing.
TIM BROWN It's not the same without Jerry. It never will be.
BILL KREUTZMANN I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson '...
CHARLES BARKLEY I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I neve...
PHIL HARTMAN Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yoursel...
GERARD WAY Lyndon Johnson, his 44-state landslide in 1964 and Great Society notwithstanding, was by 1968 a fail...
PAT BUCHANAN I met Harrison Ford at Barney's Beanery. And I met Steve Martin at the bar at the Troubador. He ...
EVE BABITZ I live in a dumb house. Which is not to say that I don't love its quirky charm, its drafty windo...
NANCY GIBBS Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.
Come let us fart in the home.
There...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY In the movies, every crazy old fart needs a cool old car. Jack Nicholson drove a spiffy yellow 1970 ...
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LYNDON B. JOHNSON I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON [The day the Senate passed the Voting Rights Act of 1965 the party leaders placed a call to the Whit...
LYNDON JOHNSON Negro poverty is not white poverty, ... Many of its causes and many of its cures are the same. But t...
LYNDON JOHNSON we just added a couple of zeroes to it.
LYNDON JOHNSON There may be another coup, but I don't know what we can do,
LYNDON JOHNSON I wrote once every two or three weeks for about a year, ... and then about a year ago, I got an e-ma...
LYNDON JOHNSON I blame the politicians, ... The Air Force has a manual on how to fight a war. You hit them as hard ...
LYNDON JOHNSON You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered,...
LYNDON JOHNSON The guns and bombs, the rockets and the warships, all are symbols of human failure.
LYNDON JOHNSON I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she...
LYNDON JOHNSON I got the name when I was 13, ... I got in a fight with another boy at a Sunday school picnic. Mr. S...
LYNDON JOHNSON One of every 16 planes was shot down,
LYNDON JOHNSON These forces should be adequate to help meet the rights of citizens to walk peaceably and safely wit...
LYNDON JOHNSON It doesn't hurt him. He likes it.
LYNDON JOHNSON We often say how impressive power is. But I do not find it impressive at all. The guns and the bombs...
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON If we are to live together in peace, we must come to know each other better.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON Organized crime constitutes nothing less than a guerilla war against society.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON Conservation is ethically sound. It is rooted in our love of the land, our respect for the rights of...
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON We live in a world that has narrowed into a neighborhood before it has broadened into a brotherhood.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON We are in the midst of a great transition from narrow nationalism to international partnership.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON The poor suffer twice at the rioter's hands. First, his destructive fury scars their neighborhood; s...
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON My most fervent prayer is to be a President who can make it possible for every boy in this land to g...
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON The hungry world cannot be fed until and unless the growth of its resources and the growth of its po...
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON The American people have a right to air that they and their children can breathe without fear.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves -- to break our ow...
STEWART B. JOHNSON Black life is ambiguous, and a kaleidoscope of meanings, rich, multi-sided . . . we have frozen our...
CHARLES B. JOHNSON Writing is my refuge. It's where I go. It's where I find that integrity I have.
CHARLES B. JOHNSON We won, so what more can you say? We would've liked to break a record, but that didn't happen tonigh...
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