I don't even like gum. But I can chew some gum, and I won't think about eating for a while.

Presidential candidates don't chew gum.

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.

I don't drink Red Bull. I don't drink red pop. I do chew Big Red gum. I've tasted red pop and it wasn't for me.

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.