I've seen them traveling in packs, and I'm worried about my two little dogs.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conslusive evidence that your are wonderful.

I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep you company, be your friend, and never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against 'em.

Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs

I want her back" I said "I want HIM back"~Charlie

Used to be if there was one around and you didn't want it around you could chase it and it would run off.