Don't accept your dog's admiration as conslusive evidence that your are wonderful.

Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs

I've seen them traveling in packs, and I'm worried about my two little dogs.

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.