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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
Erma Bombeck
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In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her "before" picture.
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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!
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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
— Erma Bombeck
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