It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.

To do is to be (Socrates); To be is to do (Immanuel Kant); Do Be Do Be Do (Frank Sinatra)

Consumerism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.