To do is to be (Socrates); To be is to do (Immanuel Kant); Do Be Do Be Do (Frank Sinatra)

I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.

Consumerism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Never argues with idiots. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you up there because they have more experience at being idiots.