It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew every time he sees me, while all the rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.

Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.