Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.