When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew every time he sees me, while all the rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them

The surest way to ruin a man who doesn't know how to handle money is to give him some.

Has fear ever held a man back from anything he really wanted?

A lifetime of happiness? No man could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does