It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.

Reagan's approach will achieve one of the basic goals of the conservative: Things remain basically the same. The rich stay rich and the poor stay poor, or even a little poorer.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.