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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
STEVEN WRIGHT Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
STEPHEN WRIGHT As if the night had said to me, ‘You are the night and the night alone understands you and enfolds...
ANNE RICE I stayed up most of last night. I've cried as much as a guy can cry. I don't know what's going to ha...
DAVE HOULE He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark.
J.K. ROWLING Whereas in the United States we pretend this isn't a biological issue. We just struggle through. We ...
MARK ROSEKIND As a manager, you want to know hidden costs. What would you give for a 5-percent or 10-percent impro...
MARK ROSEKIND The physiological part pertaining to safety, to alertness -- those things are absolutely clear now. ...
MARK ROSEKIND We would have had a whole helicopter full of food if you had stayed back! Hey, y'all. I did my best.
BOB VINEYARD We stayed up all night and partied all night for the craziest event in school history. I didn't slee...
CRAIG BERMAN I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched all of them t...
CASEY STENGEL I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
STEVEN WRIGHT I can't imagine he would have stayed up so late the night before a Test match.
MICHAEL ATHERTON In the night, your loneliness crushes you, as if the sky itself has swooped down to smother you in i...
SABAA TAHIR I hope no one who reads this book has been quite as miserable as Susan and Lucy were that night; but...
C.S. LEWIS They play as hard as they have to and they just have stayed steady, stayed together and have never g...
BOB JONES The first Mardi Gras I went to, I stayed at the Tulane AE Pi house on Broadway. Slept on a pool tabl...
ADAM RICHMAN They say an interesting life leaves its mark on your face, and if that’s true,
she’s got on...
ANN AGUIRRE You wrestle 15 matches in one night and get 14 pins and one decision - you can't complain about it. ...
JARED DIGMANN That (recruiting) has kind of been what I've made my mark at it. Until you are a coordinator full-ti...
DAVE DOEREN Every Tuesday night since she made it to Hollywood, we're full up.
JAIME BOWLES If you are full of motivation as a player, if you are full of concentration, I am open arms.
JURGEN KLOPP Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approac...
CASSANDRA CLARE By now it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should h...
BRANDON SANDERSON (Vollmer) had a super night. He wrestled smart, stayed in good position, worked hard, took his point...
JEFF VON HADEN Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a cand...
TERRY PRATCHETT A feeble dart short of its mark.
VIRGIL I shot up,now as angry and frusterated as him.I had a feeling if i stayed, we'd both snap. In and un...
RICHELLE MEAD If I'd stayed up there I'd be out of a job now,
ALEX SANDERSON Hustlers of the world, there is one Mark you cannot beat: the Mark Inside.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The universe is full of stars; if you can't find one, be one.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO I woke up one morning and my right eye completely lost its vision. That night my left eye lost visio...
CHAD PYEATT If the full mark was 100, he would give 70 to the three girls in terms of their performance and form...
CAI ZHENHUA If you steal from one author, its plagiarism. If you steal from two, its research.
WILSON MIZNER If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will ach...
ANONYMOUS If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Ronnie Patrick really stepped up Friday night. He is full speed no matter where you put him. He's re...
JUDD BOSWELL Dark came early and stayed full of lights and the shouts of children.
CHINA MIéVILLE A pumpkin lives but once a year
when someone sets its soul afire
and on that night it st...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH It would be so much easier, Bo, if I was elected county executive and you stayed on as finance direc...
MARK MASLOWSKI Matsushita quickly cut its losses and you could argue that Sony should have done the same. If Sony h...
DANIEL LEVINTHAL Kiss not only stayed up with the times, it stayed ahead. You try to know what listeners want even be...
BARRY MAYO Either conquer the night, or become one of its conquests.
ABIGAIL BIDDINGER If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Mark was trusted by Labor as a thinker, as a formidable parliamentarian, as a moving advocate of Lab...
JULIA GILLARD Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late n...
MATTHEW LESKO I agree with what Mark Twain said - we're all mad at night.
RUTH RENDELL It is the mark of great art that its appeal is universal and eternal.
CLIVE BELL Night was fading over the fields as if the rain had washed the darkness out of the hem of its garmen...
CORNELIA FUNKE A feeble dart short of its mark.
DAVID TUVILL If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other...
TRICK DADDY Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning to night, as from t...
CHARLES DICKENS I've seen you fuck up one major relationship. I'll be damned if I let you ruin this one as well!
STJEPAN ŠEJIć Don't use all-or-nothing thinking. Take each day as its own day, and don't worry about it if...
HENRY CLOUD If you come to one of our shows then you're a little f**ked up. That's okay. We're just as f**ked up...
GERARD WAY One may miss the mark by aiming too high as too low.
THOMAS FULLER Even as a coin attains its full value when it is spent, so life attains its supreme value when one k...
FELIX MARTI-IBANEZ It was the kind of love that, sooner or later, cornered you into a choice: either you tore free or y...
KHALED HOSSEINI I have lived with others more powerful than I in Belle Morte’s line for centuries, Anita. I, more ...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON You have to live life to its full chorizo.
MARIO BATALI Everything that is bad, the falling sickness - God save the mark - or the like, should be at its wor...
LADY GREGORY when you do great things, think as if you missed the mark by an inch; walk as if you are yet to face...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We find love hiding here in the shadows in the darknessmaybe,its up to you and I to bring to the nig...
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND What we want in students is creativity and a willingness to fail. I always say to students, 'If ...
ALISON GOPNIK unlikely a valid trademark. ... The mark is a weak one as trademarks go.
DENNY CHIN Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. He didn...
J.K. ROWLING If you had to sum up chemistry in one sentence, it might be this: Atoms need to have full shells of ...
SAM KEAN I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?"
"You can kill ...
CASSANDRA CLARE He stayed out there all night, ... We saw where he hit, and it busted his helmet.
LARRY LANG We wanted to hang tight with Winter Haven and see how they would react if we stayed in the game. The...
JEFF PAFUNDA If a people one day wills to live
the night must fall
fate must answer its call
and t...
أبو القاسم الشابي I was working as a bookkeeper during the day and making jigs in my kitchen at night. I would mold th...
BOB CARNES The team has really come together. If one aspect of the team isn't going one night, another steps up...
JASON MALEYKO All...religions show the same disparity between belief and practice, and each is safe till it tries ...
THOMAS WENTWORTH HIGGINSON I've gotten hit with the ball many times ... one hit bruised and 'left its mark' on my leg for about...
CHAD MORISATO You were blackout drunk the night before if you wake up and have no idea where you are and why.
TRENT JOHNSON We're going to set up our upwind mark and our downwind mark.
BILL KLEYSTEUBER If you've been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you - you will know that t...
C.S. LEWIS One thing about him is he has always stayed in shape so he can do these kinds of things. Not many pl...
SAM WYCHE The work's done, you turn up on the night and do your best - I'm as well prepared if not better prep...
CHRIS HOY Intel woke up from its frequency delusion and is now going full-bore on dual-core.
GORDON HAFF Everything you do in a patient's room, after he is 'put up' for the night, increases ten...
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE Marching thus at night, a battalion is doubly impressive. The silent monster is full of restrained p...
PATRICK MACGILL If you're an atheist, you know, you believe, this is the only life you're going to get. It's a preci...
RICHARD DAWKINS I think it's a really wonderful way of looking at leadership development. What we're saying is, if y...
JOY AUSTIN I stayed up watching last night, to see if it passed. I think it's great for the team. It'll bring i...
MARK TEAHEN Drink water, as much as you can before go to bed. Get up in night, and drink some water again.
DR. DAVID TUCKER If you want to roll the dice, roll with Fleet. If they screw up, they're sold. Its put up or shut up...
ANTHONY POLINI The moth's kiss, first! / Kiss me as if you made believe / You were not sure, this eve, / How my fac...
ROBERT BROWNING We worked all night. Our team will be up another night if they need to.
BRIAN STOYEL There were one or two childish moments if you like, as I was growing up and maturing,
JOHN HARTSON And as it turns out, if one person is praying for you, buckle up. Things can happen.
ANNE LAMOTT What if I had stayed?
RICHARD EDWARDS If you still can't find this thing that makes you wake up before sunrise full of enthusiasm ... then...
MINA TADROS An idea can be as flawless as can be, but its execution will always be full of mistakes.
BRENT SCOWCROFT Its OK to grow up, just as long as you don't grow old. Face it you are young.
JARVIS COCKER This dog stayed with it the whole time, trying to lick its wounds.
GARY OLSEN Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of a...
DAVID J. POLLAY If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your...
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MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN