It's all been satirized for your protection.

It's all been satirized for your protection.

This isn't the biggest contract we've ever had, but we're coming out of (bankruptcy protection) with some increases.

The purpose is to try to provide another layer of protection for the things that we want to preserve,

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.